Before and after marriage
Before marriage
John: Ah... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
John: No! don't even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course! Always did and always will!
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes.
Jane: Darling!
After marriage
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ahah.. this is a good one! clever..
makes me laugh also ;)))
Will you marry after all this?
LADY’S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 2″
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch
“”” If a man’s wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him? “””