Before and after marriage

Before marriage

John: Ah... At last. I can hardly wait!
Jane: Do you want me to leave?
John: No! don't even think about it.
Jane: Do you love me?
John: Of course! Always did and always will!
Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?
John: No! Why are you even asking?
Jane: Will you kiss me?
John: Every chance I get!
Jane: Will you hit me?
John: Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane: Can I trust you?
John: Yes.
Jane: Darling!

After marriage

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Comments (4)

foxyqueenJanuary 22nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm

ahah.. this is a good one! clever..
makes me laugh also ;)))

larysaJanuary 22nd, 2009 at 7:15 pm

Will you marry after all this?

LarysaMarch 26th, 2010 at 8:14 pm


I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“135,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 2″

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, ‘When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch

MarkoApril 4th, 2010 at 1:52 pm

“”” If a man’s wife is his better half, and he marries twice, what then becomes of him? “””

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