Lunch with the Girls
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job.
The second woman responded, Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my a--hole bleached!
Whoa, replied the first woman. I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!
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