Male or Female

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

* FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

* PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

* TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

* HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

* SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

* WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

* TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

* EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

* HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

* THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

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