Credit Crunch Humour

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewellery, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use

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markoNovember 28th, 2008 at 12:57 am

Last week there were some rumours about possible talks of merger between Goldman Sachs and Citigroup. The new company would be named then Sachs and the Citi. Or is it sucks and the city? 😉

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