The best stewart ever
Southwest Airlines know how to serve its passangers:
David Holmes a 40-year-old Southwest Airlines flight attendant whose in-flight safety announcement is making the rounds on YouTube. The song goes like this:
Good evening folks, welcome aboard to Southwest Airlines flight 3-7-2 service to Oklahoma City. Those of you who have flown with us before know that we do things a bit more differently here at Southwest. Some of us tell joke, some of us say... some of us just stand and look beautiful, I unfortunately can do none of those, so here is one thing I do know how to do.
We gonna shake up things a little bit. I need a little audience participation. Otherwise this is not going go overwell at all. So, here is what I need, specially the guys in the front, because you know what is coming. All right. I need a beat. All right? All I need you to do is to stone and clap and I am going to do the rest, 'cos I just had five flights today and I just cannot do the regular announcement again, otherwise I will put myself to sleep. So...
You guys with me? All right, so we gonna be stone, clap, stone, clap, stone, clap, ... they all beat there. There you go, keep it going.
This is flight Three-Seven-Two on SWA
The flight attendants onboard serving you today
Theresa in the middle, David in the back
My name is David and I’m here to tell you that
Shortly after takeoff, first things first
There’s soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst
But if you want another kind of drink then just holler
Alcoholic beverages will be four dollars
If a Monster energy drink is your plan
That’ll be three dollars and you get the whole can
We won’t take your cash, you gotta pay with plastic
If you have a coupon, then that’s fantastic
We know you’re ready to go new places
Open up the bins and put away your suitcases
Carry on items go under the seat
In front of you so none of you have things by your feet
If you have a seat on a row with an exit
We’re gonna talk to you so you might as well expect it
You gotta help evacuate in case we need you
If you don’t wanna then we’re gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is
Put away your electronic devices
Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up
Press the button to make your seat back raise up
Sit back, relax, have a good time
It’s almost time to go, so I’m done with the rhyme
Thank you for the fact that I wasn’t ignored
This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard.
Thank you very much for my beat, I really appreciate it. You are not get it on United Airlines, I guarantee that.
Indeed, Southwest is all about LUV.