Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
All one needs is just 6 beer:
Congratulation to Audi for winning South African Car of the Year 2006.
From the Winner of World Car of the Year 2006.
Congratulation to BMW for winning World Car of the Year 2006.
From the Winner of Six Consecutive Le Mans 24 Hour Races 2000-2006.
Well done to Audi and BMW for winning the beauty contest.
From the winner of the 2006 International Engine of the Year.
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
[Source: Brain Candy]
Finally, the scientist have cracked down the structure of women's brains. It all simply boils down to this:
If you dare to ask the system for an outcome, the answer will be:
Couldn't be simplier, could it?