A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, threateningly leering biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, watcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as the little guy bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to see a man crying."
America in Europeans' eyes {click on the image to zoom in}
Disappointment = Expectation / Reality
You know, there are some things that you just never think of...
...like, Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian Side:
Rushmore@Canadian.Side
human body scan
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.
A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.
The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter:
- "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said:
- "No, Dad. You hold my hand."
- "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father.
- "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."
In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold yours...
[Source: YouPlus.Me]
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