Know your body language

And don't mix it 😉

• I'm interested in you.
• I'm not interested in you.
• Let's just be friends.
• STOP STARING AT MY CHEST YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

Wheelie bin

A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks. There's no answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - much harder.

Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door. "Harro!" says the Japanese man.

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Bad drummer

A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn't improve.

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If you never failed you never lived

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Try to encircle the cat

Don't let the cat out:

WTF – what the fuck – stamp

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