Obey

obey

... Obedience is the most valuable currency

Goldstar Beer: Flow charts

What goes through your mind when someone says "Let's go for a drink"?

Let's go for a drink

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Bill Gates @ Facebook

Girl w/ the glass eye… (she’s a dream girl)

A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

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Family Planning

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

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Fuck it! – I am going home.

Indeed...