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Women and weight

With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
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Ring Ring…

- 'Hello?'

- 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

- 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

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Somebody by Griajeng Ruthjunitarani

Somebody by Griajeng Ruthjunitarani {click on the image to zoom in}

One dreamed of becoming somebody.

Another remaned awake and became.

Life was much easier when apple and blackberry were just fruits

My life when I was 14... (by MyLiFe.Me)

Jewish Mother

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:

'After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this you call a smile?'

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:

'I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, you didn't write!'

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:

'A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz off the ceiling?'

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