Tough puzzle

Sure.ly, one needs a good shot of vodka to focus on this one
World Builder
A good mixture of Matrix, 007, and a nice love story too:
I don’t care if she’s a tape dispenser. I love her

I don't care if she's a tape dispenser. I love her.
Memorial Stone
Paddy died.
His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
"Ah well, to be sure Paddy would be pleased," she said.
"To be sure you're right," replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. "So go on, how much did this really cost?"